Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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