You really coming over, don't trick.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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