gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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