Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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