Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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