seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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