u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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