problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
