What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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