I bet he comes in French.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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