Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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