The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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