ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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