would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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