Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
