What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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