before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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