do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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