Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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