ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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