I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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