***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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