I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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