maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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