...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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