just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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