Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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