Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
