Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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