and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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