She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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