Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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