you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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