The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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