told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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