On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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