if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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