the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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