your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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