Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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