My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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