i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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