Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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