it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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