A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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