i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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