you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
