would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
only if we run a train.
done.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
