Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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