If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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